January 2012
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do I want my last meal of 2011 to be whataburger
yes
thecyberbullyingprincess:
oh god i’m watching the new years eve show on abc and they were asking the audience who they thought was the hottest guy of the year and one girl said “lil wayne” oh god it’s a good thing the apocalypse is coming soon
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worrying sucks
I’m not sure if I’m happy at SVA. I don’t like too many people and some of my classes really disappointed me. I wish the critiques were more serious and actually helped improve your work.
After being home for winter break and seeing all of my friends again, I kind of wish I was enjoying my college experience as much as they are. I feel like SVA was so easy to get into, even...
December 2011
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LOL WOW IT’S 6 AM
Watch
This is Lady Peanut. She likes to sit by me when I get out the ukulele.
rumour:
funkies:
the cutest btr guy or whatever is this one
how funny because
excuse me but
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Stinky's Dad: Stinky, why don't you come out of your room right now and have a nice cheese sandwich?
Stinky: I can't, dad. I'm too forlorn, melancholy, and wistful.
Folks, I give you, the 2012 Republican...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
“I love how his hair smells when I get real close behind him and he doesn’t know...”
– Helga G. Pataki (via helgafuckingpataki)
“To Arnold with the
red-hot lips
Your football head
Your awesome face,
Your...”
– Helga G. Pataki. (via helgafuckingpataki)