why me?

vicariouspotato:

I SWARE

weenie dogs are my favorite

puppy breath is my favorite

scrotumcoat:

there was a report on inside edition ( i call it the “good news”) last week about a 20 year old girl who kept her cellphone in her bra for the last 7 years and got a cancerous growth on her breast right where she kept it. this girl is on the fast track for some cooter cancer.

oh shit I keep my phone in my right ass pocket what’s gonna happen to me

scrotumcoat:

there was a report on inside edition ( i call it the “good news”) last week about a 20 year old girl who kept her cellphone in her bra for the last 7 years and got a cancerous growth on her breast right where she kept it. this girl is on the fast track for some cooter cancer.

oh shit I keep my phone in my right ass pocket what’s gonna happen to me

jeffgoldblumsblackdaughter:

The soggy to crunchy ratio would be so fucked up I would cry.

afrogay:

long time no d

mymysterymeat:

my ~beautiful~ girl

mymysterymeat:

my ~beautiful~ girl

Love my mama

Love my mama

reuterspictures:

Thomas Peter’s blog on Poolside floods
“At some point the helicopter made a right turn, dipping the side I was sitting on deep below the horizon. And there it was right below me, the epitome of the absurd flood picture: the baby-blue oval of a swimming pool evenly surrounded by muddy water. I trained my 300mm lens straight down and composed as well as I could, which was a challenge in the soaring air stream that nearly snatched my camera out of my hands. I fired off some 10 frames before the chopper leveled out. The picture was gone. No one else on board had seen it.”

reuterspictures:

Thomas Peter’s blog on Poolside floods

“At some point the helicopter made a right turn, dipping the side I was sitting on deep below the horizon. And there it was right below me, the epitome of the absurd flood picture: the baby-blue oval of a swimming pool evenly surrounded by muddy water. I trained my 300mm lens straight down and composed as well as I could, which was a challenge in the soaring air stream that nearly snatched my camera out of my hands. I fired off some 10 frames before the chopper leveled out. The picture was gone. No one else on board had seen it.”

gastronomyfiles:

Chocolate & Hazelnut Praline Gelato
crunchwrapmistress:

foie:
filthflarnfilth:

pootee:

1 gram of DVD-R, 2012
Sculpture
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filthflarnfilth:

pootee:

1 gram of DVD-R, 2012

Sculpture

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filthflarnfilth:

oessa:

+46° 24’ 56.12”, +7° 48’ 30.00”

filthflarnfilth:

oessa:

+46° 24’ 56.12”, +7° 48’ 30.00”

ohbabyitsnatalie:

real pain is when ur selfie game is weak but ur looking cute as hell