there was a report on inside edition ( i call it the “good news”) last week about a 20 year old girl who kept her cellphone in her bra for the last 7 years and got a cancerous growth on her breast right where she kept it. this girl is on the fast track for some cooter cancer.
oh shit I keep my phone in my right ass pocket what’s gonna happen to me
The soggy to crunchy ratio would be so fucked up I would cry.
long time no d
my ~beautiful~ girl
Thomas Peter’s blog on Poolside floods
“At some point the helicopter made a right turn, dipping the side I was sitting on deep below the horizon. And there it was right below me, the epitome of the absurd flood picture: the baby-blue oval of a swimming pool evenly surrounded by muddy water. I trained my 300mm lens straight down and composed as well as I could, which was a challenge in the soaring air stream that nearly snatched my camera out of my hands. I fired off some 10 frames before the chopper leveled out. The picture was gone. No one else on board had seen it.”
real pain is when ur selfie game is weak but ur looking cute as hell