Would you care for some refreshments?
oh that’s cool they made the bottles look melted into the gr-
oh dear christ
i’m SOOOO thirsty
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
So the first apartment I’m supposed to look at is ugly and tiny and I’m getting bad vibes already because I asked the guy why he was moving out and he says, “Can I explain that to you tomorrow? It’s quite a long story :)” sounds like IT SUCKS and you wanna get out of your LEASE MAN
Should I just cancel? The second apartment looks super cute and the people sound nice
Sandro Botticelli. The Birth of Venus. 1486. Tempera on canvas.
"Deer". Ink on paper. Early 19th century, Japan, by artist Katsushika Hokusai. Freer/Sackler Gallery, Smithsonian
When u hit the blunt an you ain’t tryna cough in front of the cool kids
So I really love how the intro to Pacific Rim is, like, 90% plausible/whatever for the first two minutes. Massive tragedy in San Francisco, media and cultural response, blah blah blah
Then, completely straight-up, “So that’s when we decided to make giant robots.”
When life hands you lemons
you make giant robots